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  pervyfreak
 
07:51pm 28/11/2012
 
mood: excited
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Woman survives shooting; boyfriend jailed 
  b_d_s_monkey
 
10:46pm 08/03/2011
 

It was an elaborate plot: (he) was going to rent a room with a hot tub at a (place) motel, kill the woman he loved, then kill himself.

But it never happened.

Instead, (he) ended up shooting (her) twice in the head in a (place) parking lot after he suspected that the 46-year-old woman had swiped $100 from his car, police said.

And because (he) never shot himself, he now sits at the (place) Jail without bail and charged with attempted first-degree murder.

Police are not surprised that the relationship between the two soured.

(He, according to friends and Police Chief (name), won (her in a pool game in (place) in April 2010.

"It's stranger than fiction," (police chief) said Monday.

(She) survived the two gunshots that (he) delivered to her face and head with an antique .22-caliber handgun on Sunday night just outside the (place), police said.

Listed in serious condition at (place) Medical Center, she was in surgery Monday afternoon, her sister (name) said.

The 60-year-old suspect revealed his entire plot to (place) investigators, telling them he had planned to murder (her) because he "was tired of being taken advantage of," his arrest report shows.

The shooting occurred after (man) and (woman) had argued for the second time in two days, the report shows.

The pair's first verbal row occurred Saturday night at the (place).

"She offended him by saying something about his IQ," (police chief) said.

(He) left (her) at the bar and drove off to his temporary digs at a beachside hotel. As he drove however, he planned (her) demise, police said.

"He said he was going to take her to the (place); he was going to get a room with a Jacuzzi, and he was going to kill her and then kill himself," (police chief) said.

The next day -- Sunday -- investigators said (she) telephoned (him) and asked him to pick her up at her mother's house in the (place) mobile home park. (He) obliged, but he went armed, the report shows.

Landing at the (bar) again, the two got into another fight, police said. In an attempt to calm (her), (he) said he purchased $40 worth of cocaine in the men's bathroom, the report shows. The two then left the bar and as (he) drove, (she) asked him to stop at a liquor store because she wanted beer and a bottle of vodka, police said.

(He) went inside to buy the liquor, leaving $100 in his car. When he got back to the vehicle though, the money was gone, police said. The suspect asked (her) where the cash was and she said it had probably blown out of the car window, the report says.

That story didn't fly with (him). He began driving, then stopped at the (place).

"He figured this would be as good a time as any to shoot her," the chief said.

(He) parked near the (place), pulled out the gun and shot (her) once in the face, police said. At that point, (she) leaned over and said, "I love you. Take me to my mother's house," the report shows.

But (he) responded, "You are going to see your father," and he shot (her) -- whose father is dead -- again, police said.

When they arrived at (place), (he) realized he should get (her) medical help, the report said.

"He had an epiphany and took her to the hospital," (police chief) said.

The pair met in (place)., in April 2010 at a pool hall.

(He) bet another man that he would win a game. If (he) lost, he would hand over $100 and his Viper pool cue; if he won, he would take (her).

He won, (police chief) said.

"Two days after the game, she convinced him to move to (Germany or Florida)," (police chief) said.

But it was no love story.

"He wanted more and she just wanted to be friends," said (her) sister.

 
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Man has ‘mini’ tattooed on penis to win car 
  laughingnahga
 
02:41pm 25/01/2011
 

The crazy [German/Floridian] decided to have the rather painful tattoo after a radio station ran a competition to win a Mini Cooper.
 

The brief: whoever pulled the craziest stunt to get the car would win.
 

Unsurprisingly, Muller’s offer to have the car manufacturer’s name branded on to his penis topped the list of crazy suggestions.
 

‘There were a lot of crazy stunts put forward by listeners, but Andreas won by a short head,’ said one of the competition’s organisers.
 

Radio listeners were then treated to Muller’s cries of agony while the unique piece of branding was created.

Muller claims the pain was worth it, saying: ‘Once I’m sitting in the car, it won’t matter anymore. Then the pain will be gone and it’ll be alright.’
 

It has not been reported whether or not Mr Muller has a girlfriend.
 


 
 

 
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Man slave in gas mask sparks poison terrorist alert 
  laughingnahga
 
12:01pm 07/01/2011
 
 

[Germany/Florida] police launched a full-scale poison terrorist alert after a kinky dominatrix ordered her slave to walk the streets in [city] wearing a PVC catsuit and a gas mask.

Bad boy! Get out there and roll  … and don't forget to gasp!

The submissive man was spotted by petrified locals who called police when they saw him gasping for breath underneath his full-face rubber mask, the  [newspaper] reports.

Police said passersby thought the man was dying and that terrorists were trying to poison citizens.

The man told police that his roll had been part of his training as a slave and he’d been order to do so as a punishment.

Police did not file charges because the man was acting voluntarily and hadn’t actually broken any laws. They did warn him and his dominatrix about their behavior in public.

One officer said, “I guess any punishment we could come up with just wouldn’t compare to what he’s used to.”

Spanked!

*EDIT 01/10/2010* and the answer is.....GERMANY!
 
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Dad, 47, castrates man, 57, for dating 17-year-old daughter 
  justrandomwords
 
01:57am 15/12/2010
  By Michael Sheridan
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Monday, December 13th 2010, 11:12 AM
A [blank] man allegedly used a bread knife to castrate a 57-year-old man who dated his 17-year-old daughter, authorities say.

Angry that his teenage daughter was dating an older man, a [blank] dad went to the 57-year-old's home and castrated him with a bread knife, police said.

[Name of father] recently pled guilty to attacking Phillip Genscher, according to [newspaper].

"I saw it as my duty as a father," the 47-year-old father allegedly told police.

With the help of two of his co-workers, he went to Genscher's home in [town], in northern [place].

"[Genscher] was forced to remove his trousers and, fully conscious, he was castrated," police said, the [newspaper] reports. "The severed testicles were taken away by the perpetrator."

The father has not revealed the identity of the men who helped him. He is expected to go on trial next year.
 
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Billionaire stabbed in genitals by drunken cook 
  laughingnahga
 
02:47pm 01/11/2010
  November 01, 2010 • 10:55 am
By Diana Fasanella

A Latvian billionaire almost bled to death after he was stabbed in the genitals by a drunken cook on his luxury yacht.


Alexander Kalnins had to be forced into an ambulance by five police officers in [city],[country], after a drunken brawl with the ship’s chef left him bleeding profusely from a stab wound to the groin, the [newspaper] reports.

Once at the hospital, the reclusive billionaire refused treatment and had to be tied down in order for doctors to save his life.

Kalnins insisted that police release the cook, claiming that the stab wound was simply an old injury.

It was unclear if the chef was charged in the stabbing or what the two men had been arguing about.

Old salt, maybe?

EDIT 11/4/2010

The answer is Germany!
 
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two for one! 
  laughingnahga
 
11:42am 13/10/2010
  Drug dealer claims ‘tooth fairy’ gave her cash

 
A [Florida/Germany] woman, arrested during a drug deal, told police the [currency]1,300 they seized on her was given to her by the Tooth Fairy.
  
Kathryn Hudson was caught dealing oxycodone by undercover investigators in a [chain name] restaurant in [city], the[newspaper] reports. 
When questioned by police about the large amount of cash she had, the unemployed 22-year-old said, “The tooth fairy gave it to me.” 
Considering the amount of teeth she didn’t have, police almost believed her.
 

Also...

Busty Heart shows how 46H breasts are deadly weapons

 
Mega-boobed model Busty Heart once again showed off her talents on [Florida's/Germany’s] version of [country]'s Got Talent” this week by using her breasts to perform deadly karate techniques.
The talent show guest, whose real name is Susan Sykes, used her 46H boobs to smash planks of wood, crush beer cans and annihilate melons on the show called “[TV show],” the [newspaper] reports.
The 49-year-old once was branded a national threat in America when a viewer dropped dead of a heart attack while watching her perform on TV.

Didn’t know what hit him.

 


Edit 10/15/2010

For the first story the answer is Florida and for the second the answer is Germany!
 
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Man clears nightclub after urinating on light socket 
  laughingnahga
 
02:48pm 27/09/2010
  A [country] man short circuited a nightclub after he dropped his pants in the middle of a packed house and urinated on a plug socket. Bouncers at [city]’s Americanos club were unable to explain [first/last name]’s bizarre behavior that forced the club to throw out all patrons and close down for the night, the Metro reports.

The 27-year-old was grabbed by bouncers shortly after he peed on the socket but the damage already was done. It was only reopened the following day after electrician were called in to fix the electrical problem.

Police believe [last name] may have had issues with the club’s owner.

Edit 09/29/2010

And the answer is Berlin,Germany with the assailant in question being Guenther Hart!
 
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Thief steals money from woman’s cleavage 
  laughingnahga
 
03:40pm 02/09/2010
  [PLACE] police are looking for two men who reached inside a woman’s bra and stole money she was hiding in her cleavage.

The [CITY] woman was sitting in her car around 11:52 p.m. when two men with T-shirts covering their faces approached her car and demanded money, [NEWSPAPER] reports.

The victim told the men she didn’t have any money. One suspect then opened her unlocked car door and pointed a gun at the woman before demanding she turn over her purse.

When the woman told the suspect her purse was in her house, the man reached inside her bra and took [CURRENCY]70 she had hidden there.

UPDATE 09/07/2010:

The answer is Florida! Vero Beach, Florida to be exact. :-)
 
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Now where do you think they celebrate this holiday? 
  bar1scorpio
 
03:18am 06/01/2010
  Dateline: (GERMANY or FLORIDA?) — (First sentence omitted...). Ten middle school students in N**** were suspended earlier this month after district officials say they participated in “Kick a Jew Day.” A Jewish student at the North N***** Middle School informed the dean of students on Thursday, Nov. 19, that she had been attacked because of the fake holiday. The next day, after Principal M******* J******* addressed students, her office was informed of at least 10 other such kicking incidents. The 10 students involved received a one-day, in-school suspension and will participate in special parent-teacher conferences. In the wake of the incident, the school’s administration has decided to devote 20 minutes of every day to discussing respect, kindness and bullying prevention.

Germany or Florida? kids.
 
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just guess!! EDITED W/ ANSWER! 
  b_d_s_monkey
 
03:53pm 05/01/2010
  Woman charged in (PLACE) in grandson's death

(PLACE) – A 71-year-old woman drowned her 5-year-old grandson in a bathtub while they were vacationing in (PLACE) because she didn't want to see the boy grow up in a divorced home, authorities said Tuesday.

The grandmother, MB (initials), tried to commit suicide after the drowning Monday by wading into the (BODY OF WATER) wearing heavy clothes, authorities said. MB, of (PLACE), was charged with first-degree murder in the death of CH (initials) at a condominium on (PLACE), about 60 miles southwest of (PLACE).

A public defender was appointed for MB, but no one answered at the office after business hours.

The boy's parents had joint custody of CH after they divorced in 2006, but he lived mostly with his mother in (PLACE). His father, DH, lives nearby and is on his way to (PLACE), according to his attorney.

"I don't think anybody ever knows that a grandparent could be capable of something like this," said DH's attorney JTS (initials). "DH is extremely distraught and overwhelmed with grief over this incident."

A phone message left at the mother's home, KH, was not immediately returned. She is MB's daughter.

MB's husband, HB, told police he came back from shopping to find his wife returning from the beach sopping wet from the neck down, clad in a red jacket and long underwear.

"Mr. HB said that when he went into the house he saw his grandson partial(ly) submerged lying in the bathtub with his face in the water," according to a sworn statement by (PLACE) Sheriff's Lt. RS wrote. "Mr. HB pulled him out of the bathtub placing him on the living room floor."

His wife tried to run away from the two-story condominium building, but he forced her into the car and the couple drove to the local fire station, S (initial) wrote. The boy was dead when authorities arrived.

MB was being held without bond and has been placed under a suicide watch.

Her case will be reviewed by a grand jury, which must issue an indictment before she can be prosecuted for first-degree murder. The panel also has the option of reducing or rejecting the charge.

First-degree murder convictions in (PLACE) are punishable by either death or life in prison without parole.

ADDING MY OPINION: If she was sopping wet from the *neck down*, me thinks she did not do a very thorough job of attempting to drown herself! Last time I checked, drowning required the head being submerged, a fact one would think she would be familiar with!

So . . . Germany or Florida? What say you?!

ETA:
you are both correct!  it happened in FL, but the woman was on vacation from GERMANY!!

link!
 
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teen angst?! NOW WITH ANSWER! 
  b_d_s_monkey
 
09:28pm 29/12/2009
  Police: Young (GERMANY OR FLORIDA) couple plotted to kill mother


Tue Dec 29, 8:14 pm ET

(PLACE) – An 11-year-old (PLACE) girl and her 15-year-old boyfriend are accused of plotting to kill the girl's mother by setting her bedroom on fire while the woman slept Tuesday, police said.

SB (girl's initials) and JA (boy's initials) have been charged with attempted murder and arson after the fire in (PLACE), about 20 miles west of (PLACE).
(PLACE) Police Department detectives say the young couple poured gasoline on NB's (mother's name) bedroom floor and bed, and then set the room aflame. Police say the pair escaped in the mother's 2007 (car).

It was unclear if either suspect had an attorney. There was no answer at a listing for an A (boy's last initial) in (PLACE).

The girl's mother was awakened by a smoke alarm and managed to escape. Authorities say NB, 47, sustained serious burns and smoke inhalation. Her injuries were not considered life threatening.

SB later returned to the scene and agreed to go to police headquarters for questioning. JA was located at a friend's house and taken into custody.

Police spokeswoman EW said a motive was "probably just typical teenage angst."

EW said there was ongoing tension between NB and SB, which escalated Monday when the mother confronted her daughter about stealing some of her cigarettes.

JA has been taken to a juvenile facility, and SB is undergoing a mental evaluation.

ETA: florida!!

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Parents post baby on eBay for $1.50 
  b_d_s_monkey
 
10:45pm 24/05/2008
  this is what i do when I should be studying!  and a rash of stories lately too helps!

(Germany or Florida) - Authorities in southern (Germany or Florida) said Saturday they have taken custody of a 7-month-old boy after his parents posted an ad on eBay offering to sell him for $1.50.

PH, a spokesman for police in the town of (Germany or Florida), said the baby was placed in protective custody in southwest (Germany or Florida), although the child's 23-year-old mother insisted the ad was only a joke.

Authorities have launched an investigation into possible child trafficking against the baby's mother and 24-year-old father, neither of whom was identified.

"Offering my nearly new baby for sale, as it has gotten too loud. It is a male baby, nearly 28 inches (70 cm) long and can be used either in a baby carrier or a stroller," police quoted the ad as reading.

No offers were made for the child in the two hours and 30 minutes the ad was posted on Tuesday. EBay later deleted the posting, but assisted police in tracking down the parents.

Several people who saw the ad alerted police.

ETA:  ooh, no one guessed GERMANY; I win!  not that anyone's keeping track of points!

 
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Mail firm issues stamps of Hitler deputy 
  b_d_s_monkey
 
01:26am 24/05/2008
  is it soooo obvious that it's a giveaway, or is it a trick question?!  hmmmm, something to think about!!

Thu May 22, 9:55 AM ET

(Germany or Florida)  (Reuters) - A mail firm has inadvertently issued stamps bearing the image of Adolf Hitler's former deputy, Rudolf Hess, the company said on Wednesday.

The mail firm printed 20 stamps with Hess next to a bouquet of flowers as part of a service which allows clients to order custom-made envelopes, a company spokesman said.

"It is very unfortunate. But it happened," the spokesman said. "I presume it came from the far-right scene. But those 20 envelopes won't shake up democracy."

The stamps would be offensive to Jewish groups and embarrassing to Germans anxious to live down the country's Nazi past.

The company said it would make every effort to avoid a repeat of the incident.

The Hess blunder was not the first time customers had tried to order stamps commemorating Nazi leaders, the spokesman said.

Earlier this year, the company intercepted a request to have stamps printed featuring Hitler as a small child, he said.

The latest delivery stemmed from a private order made in March, a few weeks before Hess's birthday, he added.

Hess, who served as Hitler's deputy before he flew to Britain in 1941 on an apparent peace mission, was tried at Nuremberg for war crimes and sentenced to life in Berlin's Spandau prison.

He was the only prisoner in the vast complex for the last 21 years and was guarded by jailers from occupying Allied powers until he committed suicide in 1987 aged 93.

ETA:  GERMANY! 

 
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Boars help cops capture auto theft suspect 
  b_d_s_monkey
 
03:43am 23/05/2008
  Thu May 22, 9:26 AM ET

(Germany or Florida) - A herd of wild boars has thwarted a suspected car thief's getaway in northern (Germany or Florida).

Police in (Germany or Florida) say the 18-year-old abandoned a stolen SUV he was driving Thursday after failing to shake off a chasing patrol car by driving into a field.

Police nabbed his passenger immediately. But they say the driver initially got away by running into nearby woods.

Officers then heard the fugitive shouting for help — he had run into a herd of angry wild boars that were keen to protect their young.

Police freed the man from the boars and took him into custody.

Wild boars are a common sight in forested areas of northern (Germany or Florida). They often make themselves at home in residential neighborhoods, too, uprooting gardens and annoying homeowners.

ETA:  ooh, people were split on this one!  Fun!!  It was GERMANY!
 
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Like a bull in a china shop, but worse 
  b_d_s_monkey
 
12:13am 21/05/2008
 
mood: chipper
Mon May 19, 11:40 AM ET

(Germany or Florida) (Reuters) - A family were stunned when a rampaging bull burst through the back door of their house, charged around the living room, and then left by the front door.

"The animal basically did a tour of the hall, the kitchen and the living room before leaving the building," said PK, a spokesman for police in the western city of (Germany or Florida) on Monday. "It came in the back and went out the front."

None in the family were injured, but the bull laid waste to furnishings, causing an estimated $15,600 of damage, police said. The bull left after the owner of the house opened the front door for it.

The red-brown bull was part of a herd of cattle that had escaped from a farmer and overrun a section of the nearby town of (Germany or Florida).


EXTRA ADDED BONUS!  *Neither* Germany or Florida, but I'll be damned if this story doesn't belong here anyway!!

Mass. officer's gun goes off during safety class

Tue May 20, 3:21 PM ET

NEW BEDFORD, Mass. - A firearms instructor in southern Massachusetts has been assigned to other duties after his gun accidentally went off while he was teaching a class on weapons safety. Officials say the Glock handgun discharged while Maj. Donald Lamar was demonstrating to Bristol County deputy sheriffs how to safely holster the weapon.

The bullet ripped a hole in Lamar's pants but missed his leg and foot.

Sheriff Thomas Hodgson says the officer made a "gross error in judgment" by not emptying the weapon before the class last week.

Lamar, a certified firearms instructor since 2005, was transferred to another division and will not carry a firearm while the incident is being investigated.

ETA:  survey says: GERMANY

 
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  b_d_s_monkey
 
08:04am 14/05/2008
 

(Germany or Florida) Teacher Accused Of Wizardry

Man Made Toothpick Vanish In Class

(Germany or Florida) -- A substitute teacher in (Germany or Florida) has lost his job after being accused of wizardry.

Teacher JP does a magic trick where a toothpick disappears and then reappears. P recently did the 30-second trick in front of a classroom at (a) School in (Germany or Florida).  P said he then got a call from the supervisor of teachers, saying he'd been accused of wizardry.  "I get a call the middle of the day from head of supervisor of substitute teachers. He says, 'Jim, we have a huge issue, you can't take any more assignments you need to come in right away,'" he said.  P said he did not know of any other accusations that would have led to the action.The teacher said he is concerned that the incident may prevent him from getting future jobs.

answer in a day or 2!

ETA - FLORIDUH!  I thought this one was pretty obvious . . .
 
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I don't know whether this is strictly topical 
  hephaestos
 
09:02pm 13/05/2008
  ....so, moderators, just say the word and I'll delete it.

But why oh why did this have to be in Missouri? It would have been perfect. :(
 
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A couple short ones 
  kayzee_chan
 
02:13pm 07/05/2008
 
mood: hungry

First:

A 26-year-old driver was arrested in April after being spotted on the side of a road masturbating. According to the police report, the man said "he had just left work and explained that he needed some personal time with himself that he could not have at home."

 

 And,

 

A politician considers auctioning his beard.  The politician on Monday said in a panel discussion that he might shave off his beard to raise $1.5 million/1 million euros for charity.  "It must be serious and not turn into a spectacle," he said. "The event would have to help the really needy.  I'm still thinking about it".  Like the rest of his hair, his beard is short, grey, bristly, and is “like a guinea pig" according to his wife(a hairdresser).

Answers probably in a couple of days. ;)

 

 
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all they wanted was a pepsi, err, pizza! 
  b_d_s_monkey
 
10:46pm 05/05/2008
 

3 dead infants found in freezer in (Germany/Florida), mother arrested

Mon May 5, 1:32 PM ET

(Germany/Florida) - A 44-year-old woman was arrested on suspicion of killing three of her babies after their bodies were discovered in the family freezer by her grown children looking for pizza, police said Monday.

Police confirmed the grisly find Sunday night in the town of (Germany/Florida) after the woman turned herself in, officials said.

The three infants are believed to have been born alive, but authorities were awaiting autopsy results to determine how they died, said a spokesman for prosecutors investigating the case.

The woman, her 47-year-old husband and three adult children — two sons, aged 18 and 22, and a 24-year-old daughter — have lived in the town in a single-family home since 1984.

The children discovered the frozen babies on Saturday afternoon while their parents were away for the weekend, investigator MF said.

The 18-year-old and his sister had been looking for a frozen pizza and came across a lot of expired food so decided to clean out the freezer.

The teenager then found three identical packets on the bottom of the freezer and opened one and saw the head and arm of an infant that was wrapped in a hand towel, police said.

The children confronted their parents when they returned home Sunday, and the couple and their daughter then went to police together to tell authorities, said HF, head of the police investigation, at a news conference.

The corpulent woman apparently concealed the three pregnancies, believed to have been in the 1980s, not only from neighbors but also her own family, F said.

"It sounds unbelievable, but there are examples showing such things are possible," he said.

The news of the discovery took other residents aback.

"I've been mayor for 14 years, and this is definitely the worst day I've seen," said PB. "We will need a long time here to work through this."

It was the latest in a string of similar cases in (Germany/Florida).

In the worst case, a woman was convicted of manslaughter in 2006 and sentenced to the maximum 15 years in prison for killing eight of her newborn babies and burying them in flower pots and a fish tank in the garden of her parents' home near (Germany/Florida).

More recently, police in February were called to a home in northern (Germany/Florida) where a dead infant was discovered in the cellar.

In January, a 28-year-old woman was charged with manslaughter after the remains of three babies were discovered in her house and the home of a relative. That woman has denied killing the babies.


(answer in a couple days or so!)

ETA:

thanks for playing!!

survey says!  GERMANY!

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